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There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. I'm not paranoid... but I know that you think I am.

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive... But suicide's a crime.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive... But suicide's a crime.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... Where the heck is my ceiling!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I know Karate, Kung-Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, and 47 other dangerous words!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!


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